Farrah Abraham Says That Jesus Loves Porn Stars

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I can't really add anything to this picture. Suffice it to say that Farrah Abraham's story of teen-mom-turned-Teen Mom-turned-porn-star is going to make a hell of a Lifetime movie someday. … [Read more...]

Garfunkel & Oates’ New Song Is About Anal Sex for Jesus

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[Warning: This is very, very NSFW. Don't come crying to me later because I put this note right at the beginning.]Comedy-song duo Garfunkel & Oates (aka Kate Micucci from Scrubs and Raising Hope and Riki Lindholme from the new Joss Whedon Much Ado About Nothing) are back with another song. This one's called "The Loophole," and it's about Christian girls who think it's okay to have anal sex. This video contains plenty of blasphemy, including church scenes and some … [Read more...]

Vampire Weekend Creates an Indie-Rock Last Supper

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Two Vampire Weekend posts in like a month? Who am I?Anyway, the band has yet another video with spiritual elements. This time it's for their single "Diane Young." In the video, the band, plus fellow musicians like Santigold, Sky Ferreira, and Chromeo create a sort of neo-hipster Last Supper. It's pretty, even if the song's not as good as "Oxford Comma." … [Read more...]

I Just Really Wanted to Post This Image from Last Week’s Episode of ‘Community’

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Thanksgiving is in March - if you're season 4 of Community and your episodes are airing way behind schedule, that is. Luckily, the episode was fun of cool stuff and some serious plot development in the form of Jeff's first meeting with his dad. But my personal favorite joke was Shirley (Yvette Nicole Brown)'s apron. I like how Community lets Shirley be devout in her faith without being a jerk or cliche. Plus, Troy (Donald Glover) is a Jehovah's Witness and there roughly zero others on TV. … [Read more...]

Kim, Kanye, and Jesus Take a Family Photo

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Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, and their fetus are on vacation in Brazil. They went to see one of the country's most famous landmarks, the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro, and took this photo. Are we sure this has absolutely no connection to Pope Benedict's resignation announcement today? … [Read more...]

Russell Brand Interviewed Members of the Westboro Baptist Church

Two members of the Westboro Baptist Church - aka, the people who like to show up at military funerals with "God Hates Fags" signs - appeared on Russell Brand's new talk show. Brand (who was wearing a necklace with a bunch of small crosses on it) was exceedingly fair, giving the guys a chance to talk about their views and their faith even though the audience clearly wanted nothing to do with them. I go back and forth on whether I think Brand is funny and I'm really glad that he and Katy Perry … [Read more...]

Kim Kardashian Would Like to Be Jesus for a Day

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I'm sure there are a lot of people who would love to be Kim Kardashian for a day, if only to raid her wardrobe or empty her bank account. But Kim says she'd like to spend a day in Jesus' sandals. In an interview, she said that she'd like to be him "Because I think it would be pretty fascinating to see the power that he had." Does she mean see, or does she mean experience? Either way, I doubt that Jesus would have worn her Halloween costume. … [Read more...]


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