Kim, Kanye, and Jesus Take a Family Photo

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Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, and their fetus are on vacation in Brazil. They went to see one of the country's most famous landmarks, the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro, and took this photo. Are we sure this has absolutely no connection to Pope Benedict's resignation announcement today? … [Read more...]

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s Baby Was Supposedly Conceived Near the Vatican

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That TMZ sure does love a salacious headline, and they have one today about how Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's unborn child was apparently conceived in Rome, near the Vatican. That doesn't mean the baby is the Pope (or the Antichrist), though. It just means that two people went on a vacation in Italy and just so happened to have sex in a hotel that just so happens to be somewhat near the Vatican. Just because somebody got knocked up while in New York doesn't mean you get to go around saying … [Read more...]

Kim Kardashian Would Like to Be Jesus for a Day

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I'm sure there are a lot of people who would love to be Kim Kardashian for a day, if only to raid her wardrobe or empty her bank account. But Kim says she'd like to spend a day in Jesus' sandals. In an interview, she said that she'd like to be him "Because I think it would be pretty fascinating to see the power that he had." Does she mean see, or does she mean experience? Either way, I doubt that Jesus would have worn her Halloween costume. … [Read more...]

A Kardashian Kult Is More Realistic Than You Think

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The Kardashian family (and, well, most of the Jenner family) will put their name on just about anything they can think of. There are Kardashian clothes, perfumes, nail polishes, weight-loss pills, and even female sexual lubricants. But could a Church of Kardashian be the next big move? Nope - they already have one, and it's possibly the only family venture they're secretive about.Mom Kris Jenner has talked a lot about being a Christian and taking her kids to church. Talk show host Kathie Lee … [Read more...]

Kim Kardashian and LeAnn Rimes Went to Church Together

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Last week, Kim Kardashian completed the 1,092nd step of her Attempted Post-Divorce Rehabilitation Tour by tweeting that she wanted to start a Bible study group. Looks like she wasn't done yet, though - she attended services at L.A's Life Change Community Church this Sunday with new bestie LeAnn Rimes. Since LeAnn and Kim are both the sorts of people who like to call paparazzi and let them know where to find them, I'm totally sure that this church attendance was purely about self-reflection and … [Read more...]

Wil Wheaton Says Kardashians Are Worse Than Hitler

In our culture, there's one quick and efficient way to emphasize that something or someone is horrible: compare them to Hitler. Geek pinup Wil Wheaton, whom I normally find hilarious, was on The Graham Norton Show on BBC America and went off on a rant about the Kardashians, saying, "The Kardashians, to me, are more depressing than Hitler."Wil's not completely wrong: the Kardashians are ridiculous and famous for doing nothing, and that is depressing for people who actually work to create … [Read more...]

Kim Kardashian’s Marriage Was Supposedly Broken Up By Naked Yoga

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The new season of Kourtney and Kim Take New York (one of the umpteen Kardashian shows who all seem interchangeable and whose names I forget) will chronicle the breakup of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' 72-day marriage. According to the Daily Mail, one of the reasons for the split was that Kim took a class with a nude yoga instructor and it made her husband uncomfortable. Um, sure, whatever.On last night's season premiere, Kim and Kourtney hosted a yoga class in their penthouse apartment … [Read more...]


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