Tim Tebow Wants a Wife With a ‘Servant’s Heart’

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Football player Tim Tebow (he was on the Denver Broncos and has since been traded to the New York Jets) is interviewed in this month's issue of Vogue. Although he doesn't land himself on the cover, he does get a photoshoot (an image from which you can see here) and a headline calling him Superman. In the interview, Tebow says that he would like to get married someday, and that he wants a woman with a "servant's heart." Um, what?Though it might sound like sexism, the "servant's heart" thing … [Read more...]

‘Book of Mormon’ Wants Tim Tebow In the Audience

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I don't follow any sports (with the weird exception of the Olympics, which I categorize as a reality show), but even I had heard that Christian QB Tim Tebow was switching teams and joining the New York Jets. Although the team plays in New Jersey, his proximity to the Big Apple has plenty of businesses hoping for a Tebow-related boost and delis all over town are coming up with Tebow-related sandwich names.There's one surprising offer for Tebow, though: The Book of Mormon. The megahit Broadway … [Read more...]

Taylor Swift and Tim Tebow Are Talking About Jesus

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Katy Perry's parents are going to be so pissed: despite their efforts to matchmake for their daughter and the Christ-loving football player, Tim Tebow was recently spotted having dinner with Taylor Swift. Although people assumed that meant they were dating, Us Weekly insists that Taylor is crushing on Tim but that right now they're just friends who bond by talking about Jesus. As you do."They actually have been speaking a lot about the Bible and Christianity . . .Right now it’s on the f … [Read more...]

Katy Perry Dedicates a Song to Tim Tebow

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Hey, remember that time like five minutes ago when I said I had zero to contribute about the Superbowl/sports in general? Yeah, anyway.Katy Perry played a pre-Superbowl concert in Indianapolis last night. Because she has never met a theme she didn't like matching to a skanky costume, Katy donned a sexy football-inspired outfit. Then, she dedicated her song "Peacock" to Tim Tebow. Here's what is interesting about that:1. "Peacock" is a not-at-all-subtle song about seeing a dude's penis. … [Read more...]

Well, This Was Inevitable: A Jewish Parody of Tim Tebow

As I've said before elsewhere, Jewish people love to make lame knockoffs of every big pop culture story. Right now, there's virtually no bigger pop culture figure than Denver Broncos QB Tim Tebow, so of course the Jewish parody-making contingent has come up with their kosher-certified equivalent. Meet "Heebow." … [Read more...]

Katy Perry’s Parents Want Her to Date Tim Tebow

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It's no secret that Katy Perry's religious parents (they're Christian ministers) weren't crazy about Russell Brand's lack of piety. Now that he's out of the way, the Perrys have taken time out of their busy Jew-bashing schedule to try and play matchmaker for their daughter and Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. Tebow has been very open about his Christian beliefs and is reportedly guest-speaking at the Perrys' California church soon. Don't you guys hate it when your parents try to set you up … [Read more...]


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