Expose the Shutdown Clowns’ Jesus/Ayn Rand Religion

 

With the shutdown I’m tempted to say “I told you so.” What did you expect? Religious morons hijack the GOP (with a big assist from my dad and me in the 1970s and 1980s) and now the lobotomized GOP has hijacked the rest of us and taken the country and world economy hostage.

The shutdown is the religious right’s biggest “victory” and a loss for the rest of us that threatens everything we love. But it’s not all “their” fault. Some of our best and brightest dropped the ball too. Contrary to the religious right’s persecution victimology complex our elite chattering classes have been far too polite about religion. They’ve given a free pass to people who say they are serving God. This American “god” is a weird hybrid of Ayn Rand and what’s left of poor old Jesus after he got sold, packaged and enslaved by southern white “libertarian” fact-free bigots.

For instance Paul Krugman and the New York Times, have unintentionally sinned against their readers by not taking religion seriously enough. They have been overly polite about the horrible effect evangelical fundamentalist religion has had on our American “shutdown” politics. They are analyzing the shutdown but offering no solutions because they duck the truth. Until Krugman and the Times editorial board and the rest of the media, attack the religious extremist root cause of the shutdown nothing can change. It’s time to disrespect religion.

Krugman’s latest column in the Times illustrates my point handily. I’ll reproduce some of it here and add what he was too polite to say. Maybe I’m more attuned to what Krugman won’t say — that right wing religion has become right wing politics — because I was once an evangelical leader with a famous evangelical father (religious right founder Francis Schaeffer). I fled. But I remember.

One other thing, I know from experience: Not all evangelicals or Roman Catholics are of the right or part of the problem. For instance my friend and Huffington Post columnist Jim Wallis, or the people running the Wild Goose Festival with their in-gathering of progressive believers are on the side of sanity and compassion. But the good guys don’t run the religion show in America, self-deluded morons do.

What Krugman did not say is the heart of the story of why sane America can’t come to grips with what has happened to us.
Krugman writes:

The main answer, which only the most pathologically “balanced” reporting can deny, is the radicalization of the Republican Party. As Thomas Mann and Norman Ornstein put it last year in their book, “It’s Even Worse Than It Looks,” the G.O.P. has become “an insurgent outlier — ideologically extreme; contemptuous of the inherited social and economic policy regime; scornful of compromise; unpersuaded by conventional understanding of facts, evidence and science; and dismissive of the legitimacy of its political opposition.”

True, but to help readers understand why this is so you’d need to tell the truth: Mann and Ornstein’s description is a perfect description of the religious right evangelical and conservative Roman Catholic base that has worked for and voted in the Republican extremists. Let me rephrase. The evangelical Protestant movement ever since it became the anti-feminist, anti-science and anti-public education party has been an insurgent outlier — ideologically extreme; contemptuous of the inherited social and economic policy regime; scornful of compromise; unpersuaded by conventional understanding of facts, evidence and science; and dismissive of the legitimacy of its political opposition.

The only reason that the Republican Party has become resistant to facts is that it’s most ardent mass of voters is blind to reality because of their religious beliefs. As I show in my new book on religious delusion American style — And God Said, “Billy!” exploring the roots of religious delusion is the only way to understand contemporary American politics.

Krugman writes:

But there’s one more important piece of the story. Conservative leaders are indeed ideologically extreme, but they’re also deeply incompetent. So much so, in fact, that the Dunning-Kruger effect — the truly incompetent can’t even recognize their own incompetence — reigns supreme.

True enough, but that level of counter intuitive incompetence can’t be understood until you take into account the religious commitment to non-”worldly” values of the religious right and their radical Roman Catholic outliers. To the evangelicals incompetence is a godly virtue. Do the work “in the Lord’s way.” Eschew “worldly” values, like reason, and look for miracles as the route to blessing and victory.

Krugman writes:

To see what I’m talking about, consider the report in Sunday’s Times about the origins of the current crisis. Early this year, it turns out, some of the usual suspects — the Koch brothers, the political arm of the Heritage Foundation and others — plotted strategy in the wake of Republican electoral defeat. Did they talk about rethinking ideas that voters had soundly rejected? No, they talked extortion, insisting that the threat of a shutdown would induce President Obama to abandon health reform.

True. But again, all evangelicals ever do is plot strategy to sell their myth-based theology to a world that is fact-orientated. And so do the right wing Roman Catholic intellectuals like Krugman’s colleague at Princeton, professor Robert George, who (according to the Times) has been plotting strategy against president Obama now through an entire presidency in order to push for a no-contraceptive zone for Catholic institutions as a means to put the president at odds with all religious people.

Strategy to sell myths (say Roman Catholic “Natural Law” or evangelical faith in a literal 6 day creation) is the only tactic fundamentalists have. Look at their home school movement. It isn’t about education. It is all a strategy to keep their children away from people who might present the facts to them about everything from global warming to evolution to birth control. It is about strategy not about truth. The Koch brothers know that their mass of right wing voters are fundamentalists (with a few Ayn Rand followers in the libertarian wing thrown in). That’s all that is left.

Religion has so gutted the GOP that the sole remaining strategy is always the same: to be the party of extreme religion but to try and not look that way. Krugman and the Times and the media in general only help the GOP perpetuate the lie that they are a normal political party by ignoring the religion at the heart of the GOP mess.

Krugman writes:

Even more remarkable, in its way, was the response of House Republican leaders, who didn’t tell the activists they were being foolish.

Yes, but the traditional moderate GOP leaders have learned to bite their tongues for years now. Their prime voters, their activists and their foot soldiers are the same people who believe what they see in the Creation Museum. What else can the GOP leadership do but get into the practice of never saying what’s true?

Krugman writes:

Many people seem perplexed by the transformation of the G.O.P. into the political equivalent of the Keystone Kops — the Boehner Bunglers? Republican elders, many of whom have been in denial about their party’s radicalization, seem especially startled. But all of this was predictable.

It has been obvious for years that the modern Republican Party is no longer capable of thinking seriously about policy. Whether the issue is climate change or inflation, party members believe what they want to believe, and any contrary evidence is dismissed as a hoax, the product of vast liberal conspiracies.

For a while the party was able to compartmentalize, to remain savvy and realistic about politics even as it rejected objectivity everywhere else. But this wasn’t sustainable. Sooner or later, the party’s attitude toward policy — we listen only to people who tell us what we want to hear, and attack the bearers of uncomfortable news — was bound to infect political strategy, too.

Yes, but it’s also inexplicable without naming names. The evangelicals like Billy Graham and the magazine he founded (Christianity Today) made magical thinking respectable in modern 20th century America. Then the religious right took things to another level.

Billy — who I grew up knowing and who visited our home — told my dad that he avoided politics after getting burned by his close association with Nixon. But in a sort of allegory of what befell all evangelicals, as the Washington Post noted, his son Franklin became one of the most extreme of the new breed of far right activists. (As I mentioned in another article in HuffPo, I met Franklin several times while we were both coming of age as the sons of religious leaders.)

In writing “Whether the issue is climate change or inflation, party members believe what they want to believe, and any contrary evidence is dismissed as a hoax, the product of vast liberal conspiracies” Krugman described the evangelical movement as taken over by the likes of Franklin Graham with his gay-bashing, pro-Sarah Palin crusades. Not attacking the delusional thinking at the heart of this political fiasco is like trying to describe what led to World War Two without mentioning fascism. It is a dereliction of journalistic duty.

Krugman writes:

Unfortunately for all of us, even the shock of electoral defeat wasn’t enough to burst the G.O.P. bubble; it’s still a party dominated by wishful thinking, and all but impervious to inconvenient facts.

And just why is the GOP “all but impervious to inconvenient facts”? What does Krugman think that people are like who are indoctrinated from their mother’s knee forward with a literal view of the Bible? Did you expect people who believe Noah carted all the dinosaurs onto the ark to also be able to think out policy issues or elect people who can think clearly? It’s time to be rude and to ask where these folks go to church and attack what they hear there, rather than give a pass to dumb religion. Dumb religion is seriously threatening this country.

Krugman writes:

Meanwhile, the government is shut, and a debt crisis looms. Incompetence can be a terrible thing.

True, but there’s another kind of incompetence. It comes from the squeamish niceties of smart educated secular people like Krugman who are too polite to do us much good. It comes from progressive Christians who still want to have a voice in the religion market so pull their punches when it comes to calling what is self-evidently stupid by its name. Religion gone badly is dangerous. Our elite media folks and progressive Christians need to tell the truth: the right wing is dumb and dangerous. And it’s that way because it is in the grip of religion gone bad.

As Krugman said, “the government is shut, and a debt crisis looms.” But the problem isn’t the GOP. The problem is what the mass of extremist GOP voters believe. And those beliefs need to be attacked by nice people not used to attacking anyone. They don’t ell the truth out of respect for “personal beliefs.” But these beliefs aren’t personal, they’re political. So the rules about being nice about religion have to go out the window.

Face it, church and state are no longer separated. They’ve been folded into one deadly destructive, economy-threatening entity by the Republicans. It’s time to stop being any less forcefully truth-telling about religion than we are about politics. They are one and the same. The shutdown is a slow motion religious extremist attack on America no less deadly that a suicide vest attack.

The religious right deserves the same respect as a suicide bomber about to detonate his vest in a kindergarten. It’s time to call these people out on their own terms for what they believe before their very stupid beliefs take us all down with them. Yes, you have the right to believe what you want. No, you don’t have the right to undo our democracy (or even the value of my pension fund) because of those beliefs.

Frank Schaeffer is a writer. His latest book — And God Said, “Billy!” exploring the roots of religious delusion is #1 on Amazon Kindle in the Political Humor category. On Kindle and NOOK for $3.99 and in paperback.

About Frank Schaeffer

Frank Schaeffer is an American author, film director, screenwriter and public speaker. He is the son of the late theologian and author Francis Schaeffer. He became a Hollywood film director and author, writing several internationally acclaimed novels including And God Said, "Billy!" as well as the Calvin Becker Trilogy depicting life in a fundamentalist mission home-- Portofino, Zermatt, and Saving Grandma.

  • Danny Mortensen

    Mr. Schaeffer, is there any chance you have upcoming speaking events in the D.C. area?

  • JohnDonohue

    The writer is merely screaming out his terror that he will be sent to hell for abandoning his religion. He is also run by an incomplete Oedipal phase, still trying to kill his father.

    • nogeeksadmin

      You are insane

  • Jonwards

    Ancient Quotes Describing Obama !

    “A scoundrel
    and villain…plots evil with deceit in his heart – he always stirs up
    dissension. Therefore disaster will overtake him in an instant.”
    “Arrogant lips are unsuited to a fool – how much worse lying lips to a ruler!”
    “It is not fitting for a fool to live in luxury – how much worse for a slave to rule over princes!”
    “The earth…cannot bear up [under] a servant who becomes king.”
    Are these quotes from Moses? Or Nostradamus? Or Shakespeare?
    No, they are from the Book of Proverbs and are on the internet.

    Although Obama isn’t descended from slaves, he may feel he’s destined
    to become a black-slavery avenger. (Google “The Background Obama Can’t
    Cover Up.”)
    Or maybe an enslaver of all free citizens!

    • gimpi1

      This is a prime example of nonsense. You offer up an unrelated quote, claim it relates to someone by quoting a silly, discredited bit of puffery, and close with an unfounded accusation. What in the world did you expect to accomplish?

  • gimpi1

    “Did you expect people who believe Noah carted all the dinosaurs onto the ark to also be able to think out policy issues or elect people who can think clearly?”

    Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes! The “Answers in Genesis” crowd has made it all but impossible to discuss issues of biology, geology or climate in a rational way. Politics is doing what many of us do, politely ignoring the truly dangerous goofiness of science-denial.

    We need to start calling this out: The earth is billions of years old. Current life evolved from simpler forms. Carbon gasses behave in predictable ways in the atmosphere. When someone claims differently, they should be challenged for evidence. When they don’t have it, their arguments need to be dismissed.

    • BillClintonsShorts17

      No more than I expect people to behave in a fiscally prudent way who believe that if only the ‘Rich’ paid their ‘fair share’ then the government would be able to fund every ‘entitlement’ program their fevered minds can devise.

      Yep, the earth is about 4.5 billion years old. Humans did not co-inhabit the earth with dinosaurs. (There is though the question of how myths about dragons are found from Wales to China. Where did they come from?). And Noah’s Flood was not world-wide, but most likely originated with the rising sea breaking through into the Black Sea Basin at the end of the last ice age. Read ‘The Rocks Don’t Lie’ by David Montgomery to get a good overview on how geologists know the ages of rocks.

      And Frankie never ever makes clear how Fundamentalist Lunacy has anything to do with our opposition to the growth and usurpations of the Federal Behemoth.


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