Dear Religious Anti-Science Fanatic And Anyone Who Was Home-“Schooled” (Or Who Went To A Christian College or Other Madrasa), Take 4 Min, & Watch This (Hilarious!) VIDEO- And (Maybe) Become Sane!

Dear Religious Anti-Science Fanatic And Anyone Who Was Home-“Schooled” (Or Who Went To A Christian College or Other Madrasa), Take 4 Min, & Watch This (Hilarious!) VIDEO- And (Maybe) Become Sane! May 30, 2016

Today’s religious world (Christian/Islamic/Jewish/Hindu-nationalist et al) thrives on private “facts.” Were you home “schooled?” Do you think Donald Trump is smart? Did you go to a Christian “college” or other type of Madrasa? Are you the the type of Jew or Muslim who feels God “gave” you the so-called Holy Land? Do you believe that George W. Bush was a good president or that it’s wrong to sit next to a woman on a plane? Do you believe in a literal heaven or hell or that God wants you to cut off your kid’s foreskin or send him to Liberty University or blow up a plane for the glorious caliphate, or that Israel should remain a Jewish STATE or that India must “belong” only to Hindus and/or that the State of Indiana belongs to white Christians? Do you believe that women should’t drive cars or have the right lead a nation or the right to terminate a pregnancy or teach at Bob Jones U or have sex before marriage?

Do you think that

  • your belief system has the corner market on “Truth” (“with a capitol ‘T’)?
  • only you know “God,”  and your interpretation of the Bible/sacred texts/Koran are “His” words?
  • “He” only speaks to us or our leaders
  • “His” words are infallible and complete, except…
  • God speaks to you within your group … even when Debbie Dipshit (or Mullah so-and-so) from the worship team feels “God” is “giving him/her a “Word” or “vision” about your life and you’d better listen to it because she has the “Anointing” all over her from just “bathing in His presence”…
  • God therefore reveals His plans for world to you, say to establish a caliphate in Syria or to go to Gordon College, instead of to a real school, thus providing special information only YOU have and lending itself to conspiratorial belief that you are a VICTIM of LARGE SECRET FORCES out to take the world away from TRUE BELIEVERS like YOU!

( NOTE: these “do you think that…” bullet points above were inspired by someone I’ll call ‘B’ who asked that I not identify her because she has not yet “come out” to her fundamentalist parents to tell them that she’s no longer a believer…)

Then test your Truth against this hilarious and clever (evil?) 4 minute video.

You have nothing to fear. God will do a “work” in your life and for the next 4 minutes protect your brain …from actual information.

Here’s a good 4-min overview of the vast left wing/gay/mainstream media/scientific/Democratic Party/feminist/climate change lie/gun-phobic/lesbian-physics/feminist infidel Obama-loving conspiracy concocted by communists and others who deny that Jesus died for your sins and/or that the West Bank belongs to the Jews or Muslims and/or that Islam is the one true religion and/or that Billy Graham preached salvation and/or that adulterers should be stoned and/or that open carry gun laws make us safer — to get your children to believe in gay, liberal, fact-based demonic God-hating and women-empowering-pro-contraception, anti-Natural Law, science!

SO (please) WATCH THIS!

Frank Schaeffer is a writer. His latest book —WHY I AM AN ATHEIST WHO BELIEVES IN GOD: How to give love, create beauty and find peace

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