As we note in our blog mission statement, we Frenches have pledged to leave in our wake a trail of shattered, seeker-church acoustic guitars (never mind that three of the five members of the family are taking lessons with — you guessed it — acoustic guitars; consistency has long been the hobgoblin of small minds).  But does that pledge apply to some killer rhymes, a driving beat, and some good theology?  Definitely not!

No Shine Jesus Shine here.  Feast your eyes (and ears) on Shai Linne and — as a friend said — prepare to get slayed: