Ted Haggard updates:
- He’s straight! Really. Another reverend even said so. So it must be true.
- He’s getting his masters degree in Psychology.
- He’s moving. Possibly to Missouri or Iowa. Anyone else notice he’s slowly working his way to Massachusetts…?
Here’s Reverend Tim Ralph:
“He is completely heterosexual… That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn’t a constant thing.”
So if you’re a guy, and you have sex with a guy, but it’s not “constant,” you’re still straight. And if you’re just “acting out” when you get sodomized, you’re still straight. Which sounds odd, considering many guys get all defensive about their straight-ness when they’re simply in a locker room around other men.
I can’t wait until he takes an Abnormal Psychology class and discovers that homosexuality stopped being considered a “sexual deviancy” back in 1973 with DSM-II. (Which means evangelical churches only have 34 years of catching up to do.)
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