Ted Haggard’s Massage Table

Massage Table

Mike Jones, the male escort who serviced Ted Haggard, is putting the infamous Haggard massage table on eBay.

Proceeds from the auction go to Project Angel Heart. They provide meals to people living with life-threatening illnesses.

According to Jones, the table has a few tears but is totally usable…

[Insert your own inappropriate gay joke here.]

(via Boing Boing)

[tags]atheist, atheism, Mike Jones, prostitute, Ted Haggard, massage table, eBay, Project Angel Heart, Boing Boing[/tags]

  • http://danharlow.com Dan Harlow

    One can only imagine what the winning bidder will actually do with this.

  • http://off-the-map.org/atheist/ Siamang

    My question is, does he mean tears “TARES” or tears “TEERS?”

    And I want Hemant to note that an old gay sex table is getting more on Ebay than his soul.

  • Logos

    yeah, but Hemant’s sould does not have as interesting a history!

  • Richard Wade

    Rumor has it that the Hypocrisy Hall of Fame has big bucks to bid at the last minute to knock out the competition, most notably the Museum of Moronic Intolerance and the National Gallery of Epic Irony.

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