Tomorrow’s Announcement

March 11, 2007 By Guest Contributor 1 Comment

After the Secular Coalition for America announces the first openly nontheistic congressperson in history tomorrow, stay tuned here for a behind-the-scenes look at how the announcement happened from start to finish, along with the names of the other openly nontheistic elected officials! (Oh yes, there are others!)


[tags]Secular Coalition for America, atheist, atheism[/tags]

Filed Under: General, Secular Coalition for America 1 Comment
  • Richard Wade

    The annoyingly handsome, tuxedoed Master of Ceremonies holds the envelope and letting the suspense build, hesitates before opening it, saying, “This contains the name of the First Runner-up of the First Openly Nontheistic Congressperson. If the First Openly Nontheistic Congressperson is unable to perform his or her duties, then the First Runner-up of the First Openly Nontheistic Congressperson will take over his or her title.” He flips open the envelope, a drum roll begins to amplify, the screen divides into smaller sections showing the faces of all the hopeful candidates trying to look calm but clearly showing their anticipation, and finally the now even more annoyingly handsome, tuxedoed M.C. says, “The First Runner-up of the First Openly Nontheistic Congressperson is….”