http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/03/11/tomorrows-announcement/ by Hemant Mehta Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:54:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/03/11/tomorrows-announcement/#comment-8094 Richard Wade Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:43:36 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/03/11/tomorrows-announcement/#comment-8094 The annoyingly handsome, tuxedoed Master of Ceremonies holds the envelope and letting the suspense build, hesitates before opening it, saying, “This contains the name of the First Runner-up of the First Openly Nontheistic Congressperson. If the First Openly Nontheistic Congressperson is unable to perform his or her duties, then the First Runner-up of the First Openly Nontheistic Congressperson will take over his or her title.” He flips open the envelope, a drum roll begins to amplify, the screen divides into smaller sections showing the faces of all the hopeful candidates trying to look calm but clearly showing their anticipation, and finally the now even more annoyingly handsome, tuxedoed M.C. says, “The First Runner-up of the First Openly Nontheistic Congressperson is….” The annoyingly handsome, tuxedoed Master of Ceremonies holds the envelope and letting the suspense build, hesitates before opening it, saying, “This contains the name of the First Runner-up of the First Openly Nontheistic Congressperson. If the First Openly Nontheistic Congressperson is unable to perform his or her duties, then the First Runner-up of the First Openly Nontheistic Congressperson will take over his or her title.” He flips open the envelope, a drum roll begins to amplify, the screen divides into smaller sections showing the faces of all the hopeful candidates trying to look calm but clearly showing their anticipation, and finally the now even more annoyingly handsome, tuxedoed M.C. says, “The First Runner-up of the First Openly Nontheistic Congressperson is….”

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