I have an addition to my birthday wishlist:
Here’s all you need to know about this toy. The slogan they’re using to promote it is:
Wiser than an ordinary magic 8 ball!
And since a magic 8-ball is as wise as… um… crap-on-a-stick, Jesus must be infinitely wiser.
You do the math.
Wait, it gets better.
Jesus offers 20 different answers to help you choose the righteous path. Ask a question and turn him over the answer you seek magically appears. Your personal Jesus will respond with wisdom such as “Have faith”, “Yes my child”, or “Sinner”.
“Jesus, my mom is really sick. What should I do?”
So, to summarize, here’s the current list of things that I want:
- The Evolution vs. Intelligent Design board game
- A nun
- The Inheritance board game
- Answer Me Jesus
- Your mom
(via Bay of Fundie)
[tags]atheist, atheism, magic 8-ball, Jesus, Evolution vs. Intelligent Design, Answer Me Jesus[/tags]