Jim Gerard at the Huffington Post has an idea of who the Republican candidate should be:
God — and I’m talking about the wrathful, Old Testament Lord, not Jesus or the Holy Ghost – is the perfect Republican candidate.
He then gives a list of reasons why God should be the GOP’s pick.
For example, His near 80% approval rating.
Why else is God the best choice?
… there is no better candidate to carry the Republican’s fear-based message than the omnipotent power who threatens fire and brimstone whenever mortals displease him.
When it comes to projecting bellicosity, God makes McCain and Giuliani look like a couple of candy-assed flower children. He’s the uber-hawk.
I suppose God on the ticket would just cut out the current middlemen…
But I’m still voting for Obama.
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