Scooter Libby gets no jail time.
Even Paris Hilton got 23 days.
Let this be a lesson to you.
Getting a DUI and driving on a suspended license = Bad. Very bad.
Obstruction of justice and committing perjury = Obstruction of what? Oh, let us just slap you on the wrist here… *slap*… there we go. Now, run home to your family.