Comments on: In That Order? http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/07/08/in-that-order/ by Hemant Mehta Sat, 26 May 2012 22:05:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: Rob http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/07/08/in-that-order/#comment-52484 Rob Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:10:58 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/07/08/in-that-order/#comment-52484 So he has a, "soft tissue infection in a right lower extremity." Baseball and religion go hand-in-hand, in 1980, KC Royals GM Joe Burke offered his best to George Brett when he said that "It's a severe situation. We call on the Almighty on behalf of his hemorrhoid-infested anal cavity, and for his wife and children." And in 1994, Phillies GM Ed Wade said of John Kruk: "The situation is critical. We ask God's blessings on his cancer-riddled testicle, and for his loved ones." As Emo Philips said, "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." So he has a, “soft tissue infection in a right lower extremity.”

Baseball and religion go hand-in-hand, in 1980, KC Royals GM Joe Burke offered his best to George Brett when he said that “It’s a severe situation. We call on the Almighty on behalf of his hemorrhoid-infested anal cavity, and for his wife and children.”

And in 1994, Phillies GM Ed Wade said of John Kruk: “The situation is critical. We ask God’s blessings on his cancer-riddled testicle, and for his loved ones.”

As Emo Philips said, “When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”

]]> By: Darryl http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/07/08/in-that-order/#comment-52450 Darryl Mon, 09 Jul 2007 02:42:40 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/07/08/in-that-order/#comment-52450 No comedian on Earth can write better material. Jeeeeeezzzuuuussss! Damn what a country!!!! No comedian on Earth can write better material. Jeeeeeezzzuuuussss! Damn what a country!!!!

]]> By: Shalini http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/07/08/in-that-order/#comment-52435 Shalini Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:17:19 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/07/08/in-that-order/#comment-52435 Yup, I get it! =P Yup, I get it!

=P

]]> By: Logos http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/07/08/in-that-order/#comment-52417 Logos Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:31:27 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/07/08/in-that-order/#comment-52417 <strong>“We pray for his buttocks and his family.”</strong> is that like saving his ass? get it? “We pray for his buttocks and his family.”
is that like saving his ass?

get it?

]]> By: Eliza http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/07/08/in-that-order/#comment-52406 Eliza Sun, 08 Jul 2007 21:44:18 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/07/08/in-that-order/#comment-52406 How about praying for the antibiotics to be bacteriocidal, & that they not be confounded by any Satanic, I mean genetic, mechanisms of drug resistance... How about praying for the antibiotics to be bacteriocidal, & that they not be confounded by any Satanic, I mean genetic, mechanisms of drug resistance…

]]> By: Karen http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/07/08/in-that-order/#comment-52405 Karen Sun, 08 Jul 2007 21:26:43 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/07/08/in-that-order/#comment-52405 <blockquote>“We pray for his buttocks and his family.”</blockquote> Sounds like someone's got their priorities "bass-ackwards."

“We pray for his buttocks and his family.”

Sounds like someone’s got their priorities “bass-ackwards.”

]]> By: Richard Wade http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/07/08/in-that-order/#comment-52397 Richard Wade Sun, 08 Jul 2007 20:43:30 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/07/08/in-that-order/#comment-52397 Well, I suppose it could have been worse. There are even more indelicate places he could have had an infection. Then the prayers might not be so specific. The patient's first name brings up some possibilities for mirth. Headline: Prayer saves Jesus's Ass! Well, I suppose it could have been worse. There are even more indelicate places he could have had an infection. Then the prayers might not be so specific.

The patient’s first name brings up some possibilities for mirth. Headline: Prayer saves Jesus’s Ass!

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