You Can’t Have This Dog

You want to know the difference between Craigslist and its competition Kijiji?

Kijiji has ads like this one:

Cute and Adorable English Bulldog Puppy. Very socialized with kids and other animal. She is vet check and all her shots are given up to date. We are willing to give her to a christain family only.

Because if the dog went to a non-Christian family, it would be shot and eaten…?

Roy submitted this link, adding: “Are they worried the dog won’t be raised a proper Christian and go to hell or something?”


[tags]atheist, atheism. Christian, Craigslist, Kijiji[/tags]

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  • Hehe 🙂 Very good 🙂

  • This is something they just don’t get isn’t it? We mammals are all animals. So, if we humans can go to heaven, why can’t dogs, cats, and other animals, birds and fish?

  • Jen

    But what will I put in my puppy stew? Its just not tasy without a Christian puppy.

  • AV

    Every time a dog is given away to a non-Christian family, God kills a kitten . . .

  • Roy

    They took down the ad. Here’s a screenshot:

    http://img98.imageshack.us/my.php?image=xtiandogta0.png

  • Maria

    I’ve seen this done all over, not just with christians. people seem to want to exclude…….

  • Exclusion is a two way street…but not a good one to take. The trouble is, how do we include the closed minded?

    “Hey there buddy! I’ve got an atheist cat here. Wanna swap for your christian dog?”

    Question: How do you know a dog is christian?

    Answer: It keeps barking up the wrong tree!

  • monkeymind

    Kittens, free to good home, $20 to others!

  • Maria

    Exclusion is a two way street…but not a good one to take. The trouble is, how do we include the closed minded?

    “Hey there buddy! I’ve got an atheist cat here. Wanna swap for your christian dog?”

    Question: How do you know a dog is christian?

    Answer: It keeps barking up the wrong tree!

    LOL……..

  • Derek

    Actually, this post is probably a Nigerian Bulldog Scam preying on Christians who give their trust too quickly to other ‘Christians’. The scammers claim they are missionaries in Nigeria. See http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/4437/

  • Darfasti

    Of course they only want to give it to a Christian family! Because, as we all know, Christians are MUCH more responsible than those slimy atheists! Why, if you gave it to a non-Christian family, the poor thing would probably be neglected and starve to death!

    /sarcasm.

  • THz

    Wasn’t there a few movies of “All Dogs Go To Heaven,” so what are they worried about?

  • llewelly

    Admit the truth. You Dawkins-worshipping atheists would smuggle the puppy of to Godless Canada and marry it in a pagan ceremony.