I want to believe Greg Gutfeld is joking… but this is FOXNews, so I could be wrong.
Even if he is attempting humor, you wonder why no one else picked up on this…
Thank God it’s Friday! But how can you have “TGIF,” if there’s no “G”?
I mean: What if there was no God? Then what would you say? Thank Bob it’s Friday? Thank Dick it’s Friday?
It just doesn’t fly.
That’s because whether you like it or not, God is here to stay. He’s not going anywhere. And, He is a He. If God were a woman, we wouldn’t have pornography or at least, good pornography, like Barely Legal.
Still, you can’t go anywhere these days without stepping in an atheist. Atheism is the ultimate conceit: Over-educated blobs of imperfect protoplasm elevating themselves to divine status by saying that they accept their role as the universe’s highest life form.
Boiled down: “There is no God, because if there were, I’d be him.”
Really, it’s like a Microsoft Word program that evolves to a point where it can say, “Gates is dead.” That’s an atheist.
You can say natural selection is the process, but that fails to address who created natural selection, or why humans create stuff to begin with.
Human beings are unique: born with the internal questions of how and why. We could say that came from spontaneous order, but tell that to a dolphin. Last time I checked, those disgusting date-rapists haven’t built a church, much less gone to one.
And that’s my gut feeling.
Now, what about all this name calling?
- A blob? Did he just call me fat…? *sniff*
- A Microsoft Word program? That’s just cruel.
- A date-rapist?! I’m not sure if that comment is directed at the dolphins or atheists. But in any case, to associate people who have not been to church (or built one) with date-rapists, or to call them disgusting…. that’s downright offensive. If he had been talking about Jews throughout the monologue, you know it would be the most watched clip on YouTube and Gutfeld would be begging to get his job back. But he’s talking about atheists during the piece, so he gets away with it.
(Click on “Watch Greg’s Greg-alogue” to see the video)
(Thanks to Demented Blog for the link)
(***Update: This piece has been edited since the initial posting***)
(***Update 2: Globalizati points out that at least Gutfeld referred to atheists as “Over-educated blobs” :)***)
[tags]atheist, atheism, Greg Gutfeld, FoxNews, Red Eye w/Greg Gutfeld, God, pornography, Microsoft Word, Bill Gates, natural selection, evolution, hate speech, Jew, Greg-alogue[/tags]