Amazon: Get Back to Work

Dear Amazon,

I know you’ve had a fun little weekend with all that Harry Potter goodness.

But that’s over now. So get back to work restocking your “shelves.”

If people want to buy 2,200,000 copies of my book, they’re not able to. Because you only have four left in stock:

RunningOut

It’s not just me.

You’ve apparently run completely out of Dale McGowan’s Parenting Beyond Belief.

His book was doing so well, too! It was ranking very well on your site. He even had Newsweek talking about it.

Now that you’re out of stock, look what you’re doing to his sales ranking!

BeyondBelief

There’s only one explanation for all this: You don’t like us.

So here’s my proposed solution. You keep our books in plentiful stock at all times. And in return, I’ll tell all my future math students to buy Winnie Cooper‘s new book from you.

Deal?

Deal.

Sincerely,

Hemant

(*** Some changes were made since the initial post***)


[tags]atheist, atheism, Amazon, Harry Potter, Dale McGowan, Parenting Beyond Belief, Barnes & Noble, Winnie Cooper, Danica McKellar, Math Doesn’t Suck[/tags]

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  • Maria

    congrats! I’m glad people are buying out your book. It’s well deserved. :) I hope that you will eventually write another one………

  • Stephanie

    If it makes you feel any better, I bought your book with HP7 on Amazon. :)