I am sure you are here on our site to see why your child(ren) come to visit us. I’m sure you have questions like, Why is my son/daughter a Juggalo/Juggalette? What do they see in this music in this group that makes them want to listen? I can understand your concern as I to am a parent of two boys 7 and 12,and a little girl 3 1/2 who waits for me in Heaven.
I am here to try to help clear some things up for you, I know you have probably heard bad things about Insane Clown Posse aka ICP. That they are evil and crude and rude and nasty. I can tell you they are not Evil, they may be crude, rude and nasty sometimes. But as hard as it is to believe, there is a reason for this,…
10 points for anyone who counts up all the grammatical mistakes in that excerpt.
Speaking of which, this was my favorite sentence on the site:
I have, actually!
Have you excepted Jesus as your savior yet???
And we get sermons, too.
I have an extreme Conviction as to what I believe. When I read the Creed to the Congregation or when I say it to myself throughout the day, looking for strength, I have Conviction. I will stand and tell you with no shame in my heart that I believe everything that the Creed has evolved to stand for. I say it with pride, I say it with a strength of faith that can rip apart the walls of Jericho. When I say ‘I am a Juggalo….’ I am proud to say it. When I say ‘I am an Individual…’ I recognize my choice. When I say ‘I am a Ninja….’ I feel the Strength within. When I say ‘ I am human….’ I come to grips with my own mortality. And When I say ‘ I have Love….’ then it beams out of my heart. And when I say ‘I shall find my path to Shangri La’ … I feel the power, the Spirit, the Light in my Soul, reaffirming my conviction with every breath, through the good and the bad, the love and the hate and lies. I SHALL STAND TALL…..WOOP WOOP.
Sounds just like Joel Osteen.
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