A local “tabloid” uncovers the secret atheist agenda (like that whole “Math” conspiracy).
From now on, Sensible mathematics is the way to go:
[Dr. Jason] Marcus explained the principles behind Sensible mathematics.
* All math comes from a higher power.
* Zero is an Islamic/atheistic concept, and is meaningless because the higher power is everywhere.
* All numbers are rational, for the higher power is rational.
* All mathematical functions must work on the assumption that Pi equals 3.
The Panel also tested some talking points that they plan on introducing to sympathetic commentators.
“The Algebra of terrorism!”
“Math teaches our kids to be zeros!”
“Homicide bombers believe in zero too!”
“Using Arabic numbers is un-American!”
“Pro-math is pro-Atheist!”
When asked about this new mathematics, retired schoolteacher Al Lunger replied, “This is silly. Mathematics has nothing to do with a belief in God or not.”
Nationally known skeptic and atheist Rebecca Watson exclaimed, “The stupid! It burns!”
Hmm… that doesn’t sound like Rebecca to me. She’s usually more eloquent when she speaks. But if it’s in the Babbler, it must be true!
(And while you’re add it, avoid these sites.)
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