My favorite part:
That’s why I set aside a good portion of last weekend and wrote an alternative Bible. I call it “Jeff’s Bible,” after me, Jeff Glisson, but I’m still open to suggestions on that one.
I’ve made copies for you all to look at, so if you’ll please pass them down. Some of them got stapled weird, so make sure you have all 12 pages.
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