Comments on: Atheist’s Paradise http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/08/12/atheists-paradise/ by Hemant Mehta Tue, 14 Feb 2012 04:57:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: A Godless Paradise - Bligbi http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/08/12/atheists-paradise/#comment-61260 A Godless Paradise - Bligbi Mon, 13 Aug 2007 15:56:51 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/08/12/atheists-paradise/#comment-61260 [...] found this video over at Friendly Atheist and thought I’d share it. It’s a parody of “Gangster’s Paradise” and [...] [...] found this video over at Friendly Atheist and thought I’d share it. It’s a parody of “Gangster’s Paradise” and [...]

]]> By: Secular Planet http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/08/12/atheists-paradise/#comment-61227 Secular Planet Mon, 13 Aug 2007 12:30:16 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/08/12/atheists-paradise/#comment-61227 In case anyone hasn't seen Weird Al's "Amish Paradise".. http://youtube.com/watch?v=GsfVw9xxoNY In case anyone hasn’t seen Weird Al’s “Amish Paradise”..

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GsfVw9xxoNY

]]> By: Friendly Atheist » Christ Christ Baby http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/08/12/atheists-paradise/#comment-61173 Friendly Atheist » Christ Christ Baby Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:24:23 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/08/12/atheists-paradise/#comment-61173 [...] gives us all a terrific opening for our rap song. Would you like to help finish [...] [...] gives us all a terrific opening for our rap song. Would you like to help finish [...]

]]> By: Reed “Vanilla” Braden http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/08/12/atheists-paradise/#comment-61171 Reed “Vanilla” Braden Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:13:38 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/08/12/atheists-paradise/#comment-61171 Yo, J.C. Let's kick it! Christ, Christ Baby Christ, Christ Baby Alright, stop. Genuflect and listen: "Christ was born of divine intervention Let him grab your mind real tightly Unthinking doctrine daily and nightly" Will he ever stop? Yo, I don't know. Preacher talks for an hour or so. "Jesus Supreme walkin' 'round in his sandals Tossed up the temple! Oh, what a vandal! Damn! He was a speaker who knew How to connect to the Greeks and the Jews Romans! They took his words too heavily Brought him to court and charged him with a felony Love him or leave him, Messiah was boss! Then the Jews, says Gibson, put him on a cross." Folks' heads are droppin', yo they're snorin' Check out your watch, 'cause this preacher is borin'. Christ, Christ Baby Jesus Christ, Christ Baby Jesus Christ, Christ Baby Jesus Christ, Christ Baby Now, on the organist's signal The crowd wakes up and grabs their hymnals Quick to the point, to the point: they're fakin' Only believe so they won't fry like bacon Burn in Hell, if they question too much They're all crazy, usin' faith as a crutch And they sing those hymns in a dirge tempo And they all vote to deport the homos And then I gave up. Yo, J.C. Let’s kick it!

Christ, Christ Baby
Christ, Christ Baby
Alright, stop. Genuflect and listen:
“Christ was born of divine intervention
Let him grab your mind real tightly
Unthinking doctrine daily and nightly”
Will he ever stop? Yo, I don’t know.
Preacher talks for an hour or so.
“Jesus Supreme walkin’ ’round in his sandals
Tossed up the temple! Oh, what a vandal!
Damn! He was a speaker who knew
How to connect to the Greeks and the Jews
Romans! They took his words too heavily
Brought him to court and charged him with a felony
Love him or leave him, Messiah was boss!
Then the Jews, says Gibson, put him on a cross.”

Folks’ heads are droppin’, yo they’re snorin’
Check out your watch, ’cause this preacher is borin’.

Christ, Christ Baby
Jesus Christ, Christ Baby
Jesus Christ, Christ Baby
Jesus Christ, Christ Baby

Now, on the organist’s signal
The crowd wakes up and grabs their hymnals
Quick to the point, to the point: they’re fakin’
Only believe so they won’t fry like bacon
Burn in Hell, if they question too much
They’re all crazy, usin’ faith as a crutch
And they sing those hymns in a dirge tempo
And they all vote to deport the homos

And then I gave up.

]]> By: Kellan http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/08/12/atheists-paradise/#comment-61141 Kellan Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:41:04 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/08/12/atheists-paradise/#comment-61141 Probably the best parody I've ever seen. 5'd Probably the best parody I’ve ever seen.

5′d

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