What’s in the pocket in front of your seat? Bibles and hymn books? Boys’ Life Magazine?

Reminds me of Airplane!, where the kid is reading “Boy’s Life” and the nun is reading “Nun’s Life.”

This story was too good to be true for you wasn’t it Richard?

Heaven sent. Religion is the best straight man in the world. Never stops supplying good material.

Seraphim Class, Dominion Class and Angel Class?

Cardinal Class, Bishop Class and Priest Class?

Elect Class, Virtuous Class and Miserable Offender Class?

Heaven Class, Purgatory Class and Hell Class?

Catholic Class, Heathen Class and Atheist Class?

Are the stewardesses pretty? Oh yeah, are the stewards pretty? Instead of soft drinks and peanuts, do you get grape juice and wafers? Do the life jackets look kind of like vestments? What’s in the pocket in front of your seat? Bibles and hymn books? Boys’ Life Magazine? Is there an altar at the front of the cabin? If you’re stacked up circling a busy airport for hours, do they offer high mass, or just run old videos of “The Flying Nun” with Sally Field? There’s probably not enough room to kneel in front of your seat. Is there a holy water font near the door of the plane? Do they make sure it’s never designated Flight 666? When you’re bumped from your flight, do they call it “transferred to a new diocese?” Is the pilot ordained? Is the co-pilot God?

And ten Euros isn’t a typo, it’s a really good flight.