Comments on: Jesus Remarks Censored; “Dick in a Box” Considered for Primetime http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/09/11/jesus-remarks-censored-dick-in-a-box-considered-for-primetime/ by Hemant Mehta Tue, 14 Feb 2012 18:32:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: papayabo http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/09/11/jesus-remarks-censored-dick-in-a-box-considered-for-primetime/#comment-692977 papayabo Mon, 21 Mar 2011 13:19:38 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/09/11/jesus-remarks-censored-dick-in-a-box-considered-for-primetime/#comment-692977 I thought the Chocolate Jesus link referred to this Tom waits song: "Well I don't go to church on Sunday Don't get on my knees to pray Don't memorize the books of the Bible I got my own special way I know Jesus loves me Maybe just a little bit more I fall down on my knees every Sunday At Zerelda Lee's candy store Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Make me feel good inside Got to be a chocolate Jesus Keep me satisfied Well I don't want no Abba Zabba Don't want no Almond Joy There ain't nothing better Suitable for this boy Well it's the only thing That can pick me up Better than a cup of gold See only a chocolate Jesus Can satisfy my soul When the weather gets rough And it's whiskey in the shade It's best to wrap your savior Up in cellophane He flows like the big muddy But that's ok Pour him over ice cream For a nice parfait Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Good enough for me Got to be a chocolate Jesus Good enough for me Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Make me feel so good inside Got to be a chocolate Jesus Keep me satisfied" I was kinda disappointed that it didn't... I thought the Chocolate Jesus link referred to this Tom waits song:

“Well I don’t go to church on Sunday
Don’t get on my knees to pray
Don’t memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way
I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more
I fall down on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee’s candy store

Well it’s got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied

Well I don’t want no Abba Zabba
Don’t want no Almond Joy
There ain’t nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well it’s the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul

When the weather gets rough
And it’s whiskey in the shade
It’s best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that’s ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait

Well it’s got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me

Well it’s got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel so good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied”

I was kinda disappointed that it didn’t…

]]> By: Apteryx http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/09/11/jesus-remarks-censored-dick-in-a-box-considered-for-primetime/#comment-643130 Apteryx Thu, 20 Jan 2011 17:59:02 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/09/11/jesus-remarks-censored-dick-in-a-box-considered-for-primetime/#comment-643130 I'd be really happy if someone made a chocolate-statue looking like me! [Sarcasm] Oh noes! She didn't prais MY god![/Sarcasm]. I find it weird how some christians thank jesus/god for everything nice but if something bad happends it's their own fault. I’d be really happy if someone made a chocolate-statue looking like me!

[Sarcasm] Oh noes! She didn’t prais MY god![/Sarcasm]. I find it weird how some christians thank jesus/god for everything nice but if something bad happends it’s their own fault.

]]> By: Friendly Atheist » “Suck It, Jesus” Censored http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/09/11/jesus-remarks-censored-dick-in-a-box-considered-for-primetime/#comment-69230 Friendly Atheist » “Suck It, Jesus” Censored Sun, 16 Sep 2007 02:03:53 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/09/11/jesus-remarks-censored-dick-in-a-box-considered-for-primetime/#comment-69230 [...] watching the Creative Arts Emmy Awards. Kathy Griffin just received her [...] [...] watching the Creative Arts Emmy Awards. Kathy Griffin just received her [...]

]]> By: Friendly Atheist » Kathy Griffin Should Thank Jesus for Her Emmy http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/09/11/jesus-remarks-censored-dick-in-a-box-considered-for-primetime/#comment-68980 Friendly Atheist » Kathy Griffin Should Thank Jesus for Her Emmy Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:46:28 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/09/11/jesus-remarks-censored-dick-in-a-box-considered-for-primetime/#comment-68980 [...] couple days ago, Kathy Griffin was making headlines for the acceptance speech she gave when she won a Creative Arts Emmy: Can you believe this shit? I guess hell froze over… [...] [...] couple days ago, Kathy Griffin was making headlines for the acceptance speech she gave when she won a Creative Arts Emmy: Can you believe this shit? I guess hell froze over… [...]

]]> By: Will http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/09/11/jesus-remarks-censored-dick-in-a-box-considered-for-primetime/#comment-68508 Will Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:41:09 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/09/11/jesus-remarks-censored-dick-in-a-box-considered-for-primetime/#comment-68508 It probably doesn't hurt that "Dick in a box" is funny. Kathy Griffin? Sometimes. This is pretty good -- <a href="http://www.newsgroper.com/flavor-flav/2007/09/12/packaged-genitalia-wins-emmy/" rel="nofollow">Flavor Flav blog</a> It probably doesn’t hurt that “Dick in a box” is funny. Kathy Griffin? Sometimes.
This is pretty good — Flavor Flav blog

]]> By: Mriana http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/09/11/jesus-remarks-censored-dick-in-a-box-considered-for-primetime/#comment-68433 Mriana Wed, 12 Sep 2007 18:52:52 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/09/11/jesus-remarks-censored-dick-in-a-box-considered-for-primetime/#comment-68433 Well, then Donahue wouldn't like my "eating Sweet Jesus" comment then, even if I am talking about chocolate. Is that blasphamy or profanity? Yes, I know. I'm so naughty. Think of all those calories. Well, then Donahue wouldn’t like my “eating Sweet Jesus” comment then, even if I am talking about chocolate. Is that blasphamy or profanity?

Yes, I know. I’m so naughty. Think of all those calories.

]]> By: Karen http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/09/11/jesus-remarks-censored-dick-in-a-box-considered-for-primetime/#comment-68414 Karen Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:33:14 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/09/11/jesus-remarks-censored-dick-in-a-box-considered-for-primetime/#comment-68414 She does a whole routine about her Catholic mother and how Catholics swear up a storm. No wonder Donohue has it in for her. She gets going on a stream of religious profanity that lasts for about 3 minutes ("Jesus, Mary and Joseph!") - it's completely hilarious. :-) She does a whole routine about her Catholic mother and how Catholics swear up a storm. No wonder Donohue has it in for her. She gets going on a stream of religious profanity that lasts for about 3 minutes (“Jesus, Mary and Joseph!”) – it’s completely hilarious. :-)

]]> By: Mriana http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/09/11/jesus-remarks-censored-dick-in-a-box-considered-for-primetime/#comment-68360 Mriana Wed, 12 Sep 2007 13:26:34 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/09/11/jesus-remarks-censored-dick-in-a-box-considered-for-primetime/#comment-68360 <blockquote>Then again, Donohue overreacts to all things irrelevant. He called the Chocolate Jesus “one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever.”</blockquote> How so? You actually get to eat Sweet Jesus! Let me at him! :P <blockquote>I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. </blockquote> Sounds like something I would say. I like her. :D

Then again, Donohue overreacts to all things irrelevant. He called the Chocolate Jesus “one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever.”

How so? You actually get to eat Sweet Jesus! Let me at him! :P

I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus.

Sounds like something I would say. I like her. :D

]]> By: Rev. Mark J. Seydel http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/09/11/jesus-remarks-censored-dick-in-a-box-considered-for-primetime/#comment-68243 Rev. Mark J. Seydel Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:03:31 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/09/11/jesus-remarks-censored-dick-in-a-box-considered-for-primetime/#comment-68243 I love visiting your site. I always have a smile on my face. The Chocolate Jesus link is a scream. Smiles............. I love visiting your site. I always have a smile on my face. The Chocolate Jesus link is a scream. Smiles………….

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