Comments on: Jesus Crepe

By: Katie Molnar

Katie Molnar — Mon, 05 May 2008 18:53:07 +0000

Connie…

1. That “citation” is about… stones?
2. It’s not prophecy, either. It’s history. Look at the whole, you know… past-tense.. thing.
3. What does this have to do with anything?
4. Go away.
5. Also, this is a crepe, not a pancake.
6. There is no such thing as a “pan-cake”.
7. I’m just going to pad this list to get to ten
8. like they did with the commandments.
9. Barbecue
10. sauce.

Also, that crepe looks delicious. I’m so hungry ;_;

By: One-lamb-of God

One-lamb-of God — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:30:40 +0000

It looks like now the pan-cakes are crying out.

Luke 19:39-42

39 And some of the Pharisees from among the multitude said unto him, Master, rebuke thy disciples.

40 And he answered and said unto them, I tell you that, if these should hold their peace, the stones would immediately cry out.

41 And when he was come near, he beheld the city, and wept over it,

42 Saying, If thou hadst known, even thou, at least in this thy day, the things which belong unto thy peace! but now they are hid from thine eyes.
KJV

In Christ,
Connie

By: keklol

keklol — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:53:20 +0000

You mean the comicbook guy looks like jesus? I always imagined he’d be thinner, what with being the son of god and all.
Unless obesity is a requirement for entry into heaven?
hm…

By: coalbanks

coalbanks — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:51:11 +0000

Looks more like the comic book guy in Springfield.

By: Mriana

Mriana — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 21:27:05 +0000

Careful dogma, my catma might eat you.

By: dogma

dogma — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 20:43:06 +0000

You’re a creep!

By: Mriana

Mriana — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 19:50:14 +0000

Episcopalians eat his body and drink his blood every Sunday too. That came from an old pagan ritual where they literally did eat the body and drink the blood of their human or animal sacrifice after they sacrificed it to the god(s). The belief was that they were ingesting the essence of that person or animal so it would live on in them forever, which is basically the same theme to eating and drinking JC, only it’s symbolized by a wafer and wine.

Of course, Christians love to deny this, but the thing is, it’s true, regardless of what they say and it would take a person who doesn’t think for themselves not to realize this is true, much less even research the topic.

By: SketchSepahi

SketchSepahi — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:45:13 +0000

That’s no big deal. Catholics eat Jesus all the time too. They even drink his blood. Catholics are per definition cannibalistic vampires.

By: Marzipan

Marzipan — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:59:03 +0000

The second one looks like Strong Sad! :O

By: Mriana

Mriana — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 23:25:11 +0000

I ate Jesus too! Only he was chocolate at the time and not a crepe.