Jesus Gets Nailed


You can add this movie to your blasphemy collection.

Director Matthias Von Fistenberg‘s Passio is a gay porno. With Jesus.

Passio will surely make a few Fox News anchors explode – and not in a good way. In fact, it is safe to say that even those non-acolytes of the “fair and balanced” network will be disturbed by von Fistenberg’s Jesus. This savior could care less about clothing the naked or feeding the hungry, unless the meal’s cock.

I don’t know if the director is serious or joking:

Ultimately Von Fistenberg takes his job seriously and refuses to be restrained by the word pornographer. He’s not asking for the faithful to bow down to his vision of Christ. “You choose which Jesus is yours,” he says.

Regardless of your choice, the director remains convinced that underneath the outrage and disgust will be desire and want. “I’m a modern day Marquis de Sade. I show you what is sexy. First you think its wrong because you are so programmed by society, but later, when no one is watching, you can’t deny it.”

I’m just the messenger. Don’t lynch me.

(via Slog)

[tags]atheist, atheism, gay, pornography, Jesus, Christian[/tags]

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  • Paul Snyder

    I just think its hilarious that the Director’s name is Von Fistenberg. I’m sure there is some sort of market for this. There are weirder pornos than this out in the world.