Google God

Google does answer all of my questions

It remembers all my searches.

And like many Christian churches, it sells advertising.

The parallels are endless, I tell you.

So go worship at The Church of Google.

And while you’re at it, read the hate mail section.

(Thanks to Max for the link!)

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  • Susan

    Pretty funny…it’s a god we can all appreciate! I have to say, though, their hate mail section isn’t nearly as funny as the hate mail the FSM gets…

  • I may as well worship Goggle. At least I know they actually exist.

  • People who work for Google get free sushi, any time they want it. They have no dress code, and their employees are encouraged to spend 20% of their work time on personal projects…

    Godly or not, they deserve worship! ^^