A hilarious conversation between a little girl trying to convert people to Christianity (which is frightening on so many levels) and an intelligent college student trying to figure out how to balance being polite and being firm in her beliefs:
Here it goes. Now I have to look like a jerk and be a pain in the ass with a little girl in pigtails. “I don’t read the bible.”
“You should. You’ll go to hell if you don’t.”
“You forget, I don’t believe in hell.”
“Just because you don’t believe in it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.”
“Do you believe in Lala land?” I asked her.“What’s Lala Land?”
“A lot of people already live there and they don’t believe it.”
“Is it in the bible?”
“I don’t know, I don’t read the bible.”
“Do you go to church?”
“Not your church.”
“But you go to a church?”
“Listen little girl…you’re really cute and all, but I don’t believe in Jesus.”
That’s just a part of it.
The little girl was pwned.
[tags]atheist, atheism, Jesus, Christian, brainwashing, Tasha Shayne[/tags]