Last week, I asked this question:
What is Christopher Hitchens so mad about in the picture below?
Here are the Top 5 answers (with submitters)!
He heard the Atheist Alliance International convention dinner ran out of the kosher meal.
He’s wearing a thong and it’s chafing him.
Dewar’s, Come on! are you F#$%ing kidding me? Do you know who I am? I’m Christopher bloddy Hitchens, goddamn National Book Award Finalist, and you bring me a Dewar’s? Can you even spell SINGLE MALT?
(Hitchens’s drink is in the podium)
“Goddamnit, Teresa! We both know God is bullshit, but PLEASE stop having your face appear in my scotch. C’mon!”
He’s upset because Ayaan Hirsi Ali still gets more death threats than he does.
If you’d like to win your own wristband, here is the new contest.
It’s the question we have the hardest time with:
What should atheists scream out in bed?
Maybe you’ve said those already. Or maybe you couldn’t figure out what to say…
Funny and creative answers will have a shot at winning.
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