Friendly Atheist Contest #6: The Scariest Halloween Costume

Last week, I asked this question:

What should atheists scream out in bed?


Here are the Top 5 answers (with submitters)!


“Oh, God (in whom I don’t believe)!”

(The Exterminator)


“…punctuated equilibrium!”



“Suck it Jesus, this is my god now!”



“Jesus isn’t coming, but I am!”



“Touch me with your noodley appendage!”


And I had to include this one from Kate:

Honorable Mention|


Congratulations to the winners! The top three will be receiving specially-made Friendly Atheist wristbands (in the color of their choice), sent to me by blog reader Shauna and her sister Danni!


If you’d like to win your own wristband, here is the new contest.

What is the scariest Halloween costume an atheist could wear?

Funny and creative answers will have a shot at winning.

Good luck!

[tags]atheist, atheism, contest[/tags]

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