Four Bananas, Minimum

I understand the humor. It’s kinda funny. Until you realize this guy just offended all male atheists. And (clearly out of spite) he did it with a banana…

Skip to the 1:40 mark of this NSFW video about measuring your… *ahem*… size:

If you didn’t catch it, here’s the line:

If you’re under five inches, you have the right to be an atheist.

Well, that’s not true! We all know atheism adds a collective three inches to your stuff.

I think…

Can we get a grad student to do research on this?

I’m certain that if a study showed that non-belief in God added to your size, it would create more atheists than Sam Harris ever could.

Really, I’m only linking to this so I can mention that Reed used the euphemism “Thor’s Mighty Hammer.”

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  • It’s not a euphemism. It’s actuality. Everyone seems to wonder why Thor stopped wielding his Mighty Hammer after Jesus took over in Northern Europe… it’s not because he gave up the fight. It’s mine, now, you Nordic bitches!

  • I just decreased the intellectuality of your blog by about 5 points. However, coolness is up at least 20.

  • Jen

    Meanwhile, atheist women around the world sigh and wonder when the atheist men are going to put down the ruler and get back to the oral sex.

  • Real men don’t need rulers, ’cause they ARE the rulers… 😉

  • PrimateIR

    Ha ha Jen. That was perfect.

  • “Well, that’s not true! We all know atheism adds a collective three inches to your stuff.”

    Wait, it’s supposed to be six inches now? Who do I contact to complain?