If you ever get a chance to give a reading in public, here’s the piece for you.
It’s titled: “If sex feels so good, why do I feel so bad?”
… close your eyes and think of a guy who is really hot – someone you would really like to go out with. Now imagine yourself with him in a totally romantic situation. Check which one of the following was on your mind.
1. I thought about holding hands, dancing, walking in the moonlight, talking – something where we were connecting emotionally.
2. I thought about having sex with him.
If you checked number 1, you’re like most other women. Sex is not what you want. What you want is emotional intimacy. You want a relationship, and that’s good!
That’s right. You don’t want sex. You don’t. They just told you. So there.
If [guys] are after sex they will probably put pressure on you to get it.
I was under the impression that most men were not rapists. Clearly, I was wrong.
You want a relationship. You meet a great guy and start dreaming about holding hands, dancing, flowers and notes, you know … all the relationship stuff. The guy wants sex. He offers you the relationship only if you will give him sex. You know the line, “If you love me, prove it by having sex with me.” Wanting the relationship, you give in to the sex.
Geez… what is the dating history of this author? And who actually says that line!?
And just when you thought it couldn’t get worse…
Relationships can become a blurred memory. Unless, of course, you are left with something to remember him by – like a disease.
You’re welcome, ladies
You may say, “Not me, I have only had sex with a few guys, and I really liked them.” But if you have sex with every guy you like now, how many guys will you have had sex with by the time you’re ready to settle down?
Correct answer: 17.
If you’ve already had sex, though, it’s not too late for you! Next time you’re out with a guy and he hits on you, keep this in mind:
[You can enjoy] the look on the guy’s face when you say, “No! I believe in myself, I have plans for my future. I have respect for myself and if you don’t I guess we don’t have a lot to talk about … thanks for the great evening … bye!” Don’t be surprised if he calls and asks you out again – guys like women who respect themselves!
They forgot to mention that you should throw a glass of water in the guy’s face for full effect.
What on earth is that second date going to be like…?
First, a movie. Next, castration.
(Thanks to Bjorn for the link!)
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