Fill In the Blanks at the Creation Museum

Some things just beg to be made fun of. Some things need to be made fun of.
So when I looked at the Creation Museum Pics that Hemant posted and I saw this one,
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an exhibit about two kids visiting the museum, (what the heck is that for?) the talk bubbles that are actually there over the two figures gave me an evil idea. Mwohoohoohahaha!

So I put talk and thought bubbles over some of the characters in these other exhibits so you could enjoy filling in the blanks with whatever you think they ought to be saying and thinking. The saying /thinking part is interchangeable and you can ignore or add bubbles as you see fit. Just name the picture and describe who’s saying or thinking what. This isn’t a contest. Let’s just have some good, wholesome fun. Mwohoohoohahaha!

For a closer look at all the original pictures you can click here.
Thanks again to Karolis for the link.
I hope you all have a happy Thanksgiving.
Richard

#1 Here’s Adam, Eve and a dinosaur relaxing in the Garden.
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#2 Two dinos, possibly Deinonychus (plural is Deinonychi) trot past a kid feeding carrots to a squirrel.
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#3 Adam, Eve and the Serpent.
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#4 Looks like Cain talking with God after clobbering Abel.
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#5 Three dudes building the Ark.
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About Richard Wade

Richard Wade is a retired Marriage and Family Therapist living in California.

  • Adam

    Here is one with ballons filled in.

    click here

  • chancelikely

    Kid 1: I never heard this before in school.
    Kid 2: Yeah, that’s because schools have this weird hang-up with evidence. I don’t get it either.

    Eve: Isn’t that dinosaur…?
    Adam: Yup, eating from the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
    Dino: Wait, but if God is omnipotent and omniscient, and evil still exists…

    Dino 1: Yeah, so I was talking to the deinonychus, and he said that an ethical system based on fear is no ethical system at all.
    Dino 2: Fascinating. Hey, we’ve got all this fruit lying around, you don’t suppose there’s a Tree of Knowledge of Good Pie Recipes around here someplace?
    Human: And he walked with me, and he something something… something something in the garden…

    Eve: Garnier Fructis. And it even keeps my hair clinging to my breasts so this place is still more or less PG.
    Adam: Wow… I’ve just been using Pert Plus.
    Snake: That damn deinonychus, now I have to talk to these mouth-breathers about ethics. Why couldn’t humans have eaten the damn fruit instead? Say, there’s an idea….

    Cain: He slipped, and caught himself on my spear point.
    God: Eight times? With the back of his head?

    Ark Guy 1: Ok, if I’m Ham, then that’s Shem, and the other one’s Melchior… no, I’m Shadrach, he’s Balthazar, and that guy’s a wendigo…. wait, I’m pretty sure one of them is Meshach… Maybe I’ll just go behind the ark and call ‘Meshach’ until one of them shows up.

    Ark Guy 2: Man, Ham’s gonna be pissed if he finds out that club foot of his will be used as a justification for racism and slavery in three thousand years.

    Ark Guy 3: As soon as this flood is over, I am going to build a tower high enough to have a dry spot the next time this happens. I wonder what those two are babbling about?

  • http://journals.aol.ca/plittle/AuroraWalkingVacation/ Paul

    I’m surprised you haven’t mentioned John Scalzi’s Creation museum report, or his LOLcreashun thread at Whateveresque.

  • http://meritboundalley.wordpress.com Joe M

    Here’s mine!

    Happy Turkey Day, folks!

  • Mriana

    #1

    Dino: DINNER!

    Eve with nervous fear: Adam.

    Adam: Yes, my darling Eve?

    #2

    Dino 1: Hey Fred. Looks like snack time.

    Dino 2: You offering me that snack or do you want it.

    Human: Oh wow! Wonderful berries.

    #3

    Adam: You are so much more beautiful than Lilith ever was. Thank God he granted me the divorce from her domination. Tell me you won’t demand power.

    Eve in a seductive voice: Adam, dear, here’s your snack. Wonderful fruit of knowledge.

    Snake thoughts: Women. They are all sneaky and all find ways to get their way. Gotta love ‘em.

    #4

    God: CAIN!

    Cain: Oh God! What have I done now?

    #5

    Noah: OK, God said we need two of every animal.

    Talking man: Noah, you have to be out of your mind! The tigers will eat us! Not to mention the lions, hyenas, bears…

    Thinking man: Noah has lost his mind thinking God is speaking to him. Wonder if I could have him put away and collect everything he owns?

  • Don Pope

    #4

    Cain: No no e’s not dead, e’s, e’s restin’! Remarkable guy, this Abel, idn’im, ay?

    God: ‘E’s not restin’! ‘E’s passed on! This man is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! (Me) ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! ‘e’s be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PERSON!!

  • Julie

    #3

    Eve: I don’t get it. Why do you have nipples?

    Adam: It’s so weird how your hair got so long, even though you were made just a little while after me.

    Serpent: I got nothin’.

  • http://www.myspace.com/timandjeffrey Tim

    I only really thought about number 3, but here goes:

    EVE: How long is it?
    ADAM: It’s like that snake up there.
    SNAKE: *Sooner or later, I’ll find a way to get back at God for making me look like a penis….*

  • Monty

    Cain: He started it….

    Still full from Thanksgiving.

  • http://www.runicfire.net ansuzmannaz

    Why are Adam and Eve Caucasian?

  • Richard Wade

    Why are Adam and Eve Caucasian?

    Because the museum is in Kentucky.


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