Comments on: Friendly Atheist Contest #11: Atheist Headlines

By: Friendly Atheist » Friendly Atheist Contest #12: ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas

Sun, 23 Dec 2007 22:14:13 +0000

[...] week, I ran this contest: What newspaper headline would atheists most like to [...]

By: UAAR Ultimissime » Archivio » Notizie dal mondo

UAAR Ultimissime » Archivio » Notizie dal mondo — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 16:12:35 +0000

[...] Sondaggio: cosà dirà il papa nella sua prossima enciclica? (Friendly Atheist) [...]

By: Jeff

Jeff — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 04:09:07 +0000

Huckabee says he believes the book of Mormon.
Romney says he has always been Jewish.
Giuliani says he is converting to Islam.
Clinton says she believes in both Greek and Roman gods.
Obama says we need to start a new religion.
Edwards says he doesn’t look like a televangelist.

By: P.S.

P.S. — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 00:52:18 +0000

Critical Thinking Courses Now Mandatory Part of School Curriculum – Skeptics, Philosophy Majors Rejoice

Government Gives All Atheists Tax Exempt Status, Pony

David Hasselhoff Performs on Kaaba, Lives – Muslim Leaders Call Show “Uplifting,” Don’t Demand His Head

By: Luther Weeks

Luther Weeks — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 00:46:32 +0000

Hitler excommunicated! Pope sites recent discovery of grilled cheese sandwich showing a young Adolph reading Mark Twain.

By: Viggo the Carpathian

Viggo the Carpathian — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 00:28:41 +0000

No headline involving anyone killing or injuring anyone else because of their ideas about god or God or …

By: mark

mark — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 00:08:15 +0000

God Disputes God

In a stunning turn of events, God, on a recent visit, shocked onlookers by stating emphatically that he is a figment of his own imagination. He promptly dissolved. Surprisingly, the universe continued to exist. Atheists were the only ones left standing, although several swooned.

By: Kieran Farrell

Kieran Farrell — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:01:28 +0000

Archaeologist discover missing Bible page!

Early loose translation shocks Christians worldwide.

“This is a work of fiction. All the characters and events portrayed in this book are fictional, and any resemblance to real people or incidents is purely coincidental.”

By: Jim

Jim — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 21:21:01 +0000

“Final Votes Counted; Dawkins Wins Florida”

By: Cecilie

Cecilie — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 21:14:40 +0000

Cure For Religion Found
Swedish scientists acclaimed for 2003 discovery of linking neurotransmitter receptor density to religiosity now report drastic breakthrough in gene therapy technology making possible a cure for religion. Pope Benedict XVI outraged, donates large sum towards research on cure for atheism. “There is no cure for good sense,” state Swedes unruffled, adding: “Except perhaps religion.”