I know what I’m getting you for Christmas this year.
A Pope Clock.
Because it’s so hard to keep track of who’s infallible these days…
And for my Christian friends, a Rapture Clock!
Sounds a loud alarm and flashes a bright blue light half-an-hour before the beginning of Judgement Day, giving you ample time to repent your transgressions before ‘Rapture’ begins. Enjoy the life of a sinner right up until the last moment: take drugs, steal church funds, have sex with prostitutes, etc. and be forgiven just in time! Also suitable for agnostics.
If only they were real…
Southerly is taking suggestions for other gifts we’d like to see.