http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/12/13/irreverent-christmas-gifts/ by Hemant Mehta Sun, 27 May 2012 06:07:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/12/13/irreverent-christmas-gifts/#comment-101561 Anatoly Thu, 13 Dec 2007 21:20:35 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/12/13/irreverent-christmas-gifts/#comment-101561 It would be handy to get the Rapture Early-Warning System in a portable format - like a wrist watch. It would be terrible for one of those to sound while you're away on vacation. If it was portable you could easily accept Jesus into your heart anywhere in anticipation of the rapture, be it in godless China or an Amsterdam strip club. It would be handy to get the Rapture Early-Warning System in a portable format – like a wrist watch. It would be terrible for one of those to sound while you’re away on vacation. If it was portable you could easily accept Jesus into your heart anywhere in anticipation of the rapture, be it in godless China or an Amsterdam strip club.

]]> http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/12/13/irreverent-christmas-gifts/#comment-101472 Mriana Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:56:25 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/12/13/irreverent-christmas-gifts/#comment-101472 I thought the first one was a Beatles clock with an extra- George, Paul, John, and Ringo and all on there. :lol: I thought the first one was a Beatles clock with an extra- George, Paul, John, and Ringo and all on there.

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