The title of Hazel Dooney‘s post explains it all.
There’s also a possibly not-safe-for-work pic in the piece.
Here’s a little teaser:
I can never look at my Answer Me JesusTM the same way…
… All were moulded in a soft, pliable, flesh-like silicon that was seductive to touch.
I loved them. Still, despite being an atheist, there’s no way I’d use even faux-religious artifacts for self-stimulation – let alone slide the centrepiece of the Nativity scene up my ass, especially over Christmas.