Last week, I ran this contest:
What newspaper headline would atheists most like to read?
Here are the Top 5 headlines (with submitters)!
Natalie Portman holding out for the atheist Mr. Right
The Rapture is here. All dogs go to heaven. Christians confused.
One nation, indivisible
Study shows atheists have significantly bigger penises than believers
Government Gives All Atheists Tax Exempt Status, Pony
If #2 was true, it would do more for atheism than the “New Atheists” ever could… Sam Harris would become irrelevant!
And if the pony wasn’t included in #1, you know we’d reject the deal.
Congratulations to the winners! The top three will be receiving specially-made Friendly Atheist wristbands (in the color of their choice), sent to me by blog reader Shauna and her sister Danni!
And because there were submitted headlines atheists may not want to see, but were still amusing, here’s a list of some honorable mentions:
Shroud of Turin Found to be a Missing Link in Evolution! (Becky)
“God Says: ‘It’s Only a Flesh Wound!’” (Anatoly)
Russell’s Teapot spotted: Was on Russell’s Table the whole time. (Bartlett)
If you’d like to win your own wristband, here is the new contest:
Complete the next line(s) of the poem:
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
Funny and creative answers will have a shot at winning.
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