The country is being overrun by the atheists! They comprise 30% of the population! Damn minority groups!
And Muslims? There are “over 6,000,000” of them! (Which, at best, is under 10% of the population.)
So the country needs your prayers.
Not yet, though.
Not until February 6th.
Then you must pray for 40 days straight.
And don’t you dare start praying on February 5th. You’ll just ruin everything.
I signed up for it.
There were only 7 people registered and I felt kinda bad for them… I mean, we all know you need at least 9834782903 people praying to make a difference.
(Not sure who did the math for the site, but after I registered, it told me, “Every person interceding for France makes an exponential difference.” Exponential? Really?! Well, we know how good some Christians are with their exponents…)Oh, and by the way, if you want to throw in $3.50, they’ll send you a PDF of the “2008 Prayer Guide.” A PDF! In other words, if you send them money, they’ll give you something that anyone else serious about this project would’ve just given you for free.
Hell, I’ll save you some cash. Here’s the 2007 Prayer Guide (PDF). Just recycle the words. God won’t mind.
[tags]atheist, atheism, Christian, Jesus, Catholic[/tags]