Comments on: Friendly Atheist Contest #13: The New Atheists’ New Year’s Resolutions http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/12/31/friendly-atheist-contest-13-the-new-atheists-new-years-resolutions/ by Hemant Mehta Sun, 27 May 2012 07:27:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: theShaggy http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/12/31/friendly-atheist-contest-13-the-new-atheists-new-years-resolutions/#comment-109908 theShaggy Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:13:11 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/12/31/friendly-atheist-contest-13-the-new-atheists-new-years-resolutions/#comment-109908 Brian Fleming: "I will deny the holy spirit." James Randi: "I will dance more to any old stereo cables." Teller: "..." Since someone did Hemant, I'll follow... the Friendly Atheist: "Having sold my sole on eBay, this year I will sell my cod on Craigslist Personals." Too much of a stretch? Man, I don't think any of them were funny. Sorry about that. Brian Fleming: “I will deny the holy spirit.”

James Randi: “I will dance more to any old stereo cables.”

Teller: “…”

Since someone did Hemant, I’ll follow…

the Friendly Atheist: “Having sold my sole on eBay, this year I will sell my cod on Craigslist Personals.”

Too much of a stretch?

Man, I don’t think any of them were funny. Sorry about that.

]]> By: Bartlett http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/12/31/friendly-atheist-contest-13-the-new-atheists-new-years-resolutions/#comment-109431 Bartlett Tue, 01 Jan 2008 07:11:24 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/12/31/friendly-atheist-contest-13-the-new-atheists-new-years-resolutions/#comment-109431 Woohoo! 2nd! How do I claim my prize? (not a "New Atheist" but oh well) Kathy Griffin (New Years Day 2007): To overcome my crippling inability to say anything that may cause offense, staggeringly blasphemous requests for sexual favours in particular. Woohoo! 2nd! How do I claim my prize?

(not a “New Atheist” but oh well)
Kathy Griffin (New Years Day 2007): To overcome my crippling inability to say anything that may cause offense, staggeringly blasphemous requests for sexual favours in particular.

]]> By: Jeff http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/12/31/friendly-atheist-contest-13-the-new-atheists-new-years-resolutions/#comment-109429 Jeff Tue, 01 Jan 2008 07:06:46 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/12/31/friendly-atheist-contest-13-the-new-atheists-new-years-resolutions/#comment-109429 Harris: I resolve to come up with a succinct catchy phrase that means "atheism" without using either "theism" or the letter "A" -- something that no religious person would find offensive or uncomfortable. Harris: I resolve to come up with a succinct catchy phrase that means “atheism” without using either “theism” or the letter “A” — something that no religious person would find offensive or uncomfortable.

]]> By: Andrew http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/12/31/friendly-atheist-contest-13-the-new-atheists-new-years-resolutions/#comment-109370 Andrew Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:58:04 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/12/31/friendly-atheist-contest-13-the-new-atheists-new-years-resolutions/#comment-109370 Dawkins: Go to space "for atheism"... wait... Dawkins: Go to space “for atheism”… wait…

]]> By: Munjaros http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/12/31/friendly-atheist-contest-13-the-new-atheists-new-years-resolutions/#comment-109356 Munjaros Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:01:18 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/12/31/friendly-atheist-contest-13-the-new-atheists-new-years-resolutions/#comment-109356 Dawkins: This year I'm going to give up this preposterous accent and switch to a Southern Drawl. Dawkins: This year I’m going to give up this preposterous accent and switch to a Southern Drawl.

]]> By: Munjaros http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/12/31/friendly-atheist-contest-13-the-new-atheists-new-years-resolutions/#comment-109353 Munjaros Tue, 01 Jan 2008 00:48:57 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/12/31/friendly-atheist-contest-13-the-new-atheists-new-years-resolutions/#comment-109353 Hemant: This year I'm going to buy my soul back. Hemant: This year I’m going to buy my soul back.

]]> By: Munjaros http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/12/31/friendly-atheist-contest-13-the-new-atheists-new-years-resolutions/#comment-109348 Munjaros Tue, 01 Jan 2008 00:40:26 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/12/31/friendly-atheist-contest-13-the-new-atheists-new-years-resolutions/#comment-109348 Hitchens: This year I will stop drinking whiskey and switch to Cosmos. Hitchens: This year I will stop drinking whiskey and switch to Cosmos.

]]> By: William http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/12/31/friendly-atheist-contest-13-the-new-atheists-new-years-resolutions/#comment-109332 William Mon, 31 Dec 2007 23:50:55 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/12/31/friendly-atheist-contest-13-the-new-atheists-new-years-resolutions/#comment-109332 Hitchens: This year, I will do more drinking, and less thinking. Hitchens: This year, I will do more drinking, and less thinking.

]]> By: JoshH http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2007/12/31/friendly-atheist-contest-13-the-new-atheists-new-years-resolutions/#comment-109323 JoshH Mon, 31 Dec 2007 23:27:35 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/2007/12/31/friendly-atheist-contest-13-the-new-atheists-new-years-resolutions/#comment-109323 Hitchens' resolution - Get a fragrance named after him. The scent? A combination of whiskey, rum, tequila, and cigarette smoke. Hitchens’ resolution – Get a fragrance named after him. The scent? A combination of whiskey, rum, tequila, and cigarette smoke.

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