… or else you’ll have to donate to Focus on the Family.
This alarm clock from ThinkGeek has a special feature:
That’s why everytime you hit the snooze button, the SnūzNLūz will donate a specified amount of your real money to a non-profit you hate. The problem of sleeping in is solved.
If you knew you money was going to James Dobson, wouldn’t you get up on time instead?
[tags]atheist, atheism, humor[/tags]