I’m Going Straight to Hell

So are *lots* of other people. Including George Bush and Dick Cheney. And Ann Coulter. And Ryan Seacrest. And Dakota Fanning (?!?)

Betty Bowers said so:

(via Landover Baptist)

***Update***: Siamang’s right. This video by The Bastard Fairies is much better:

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  • Siamang

    Amateur hour.

    This is better.

  • this one was really painful to listen to.

  • Mriana

    You’re in good company, Hemant. 😆 No worries! From what I understand, we won’t have to be cold. 👿 We’ll be warm all year around! Humm… Seems like heaven to me. 👿

  • Mriana

    Whoops. I think I wanted these smilies for the evil ones 😈 I can’t edit for some reason though. 🙁

  • The Bastard Fairies

    much better!!!

  • Good call on that second vid, Siaming. That song, and *ahem* cleavage, will be in my head all day.

  • Joseph R.

    Holy Ghost Enema, rock on!

  • I’m glad to see that someone else hates Dakota Fanning as irrationally and fervently as I do. It is my sincerest wish that she is consumed by a large jungle cat in the near future.

  • There is this video from the bastard fairies that is both hillarious and disturbing. That’s one smart little girl, but does she really know what she’s talking about?

  • Purple

    I, um, couldn’t tell if either of the videos were parody or not…

  • gsb

    Love the Bastard Fairies video. Truly infectious. And no, no, of course my appreciation has nothing at all to do with the fact that the lead singer is extremely hot.