Last week, I ran this contest:
What is this dog thinking?
Here are the Top 5 comments (with submitters)!
“If I move my rear end two inches to the left, I can drop it right into his slippers.”
“What’s that you’re saying, God? Timmy’s little brother just fell down into the well? And it’s up to ME to rescue him?”
“Halfway onto the bed! Stay calm, don’t make the first move.”
“Oh mighty Anubis, even though he prays to false idols, please deliver him anyway to the Kingdom of the Dead.”
“Lord, I am your humble servant. Please grant me 72 bitches in the Afterlife.”
Congratulations to the winners! The top three will be receiving specially-made Friendly Atheist wristbands (in the color of their choice), sent to me by blog reader Shauna and her sister Danni!
If you’d like to win your own wristband, here is the new contest (suggested by blog reader Patrick):
What would have to happen for you to start believing in a God?
Funny and creative answers will have a shot at winning.
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