Full House and Faith

Just Another Atheist and his roommate were discussing which Full House character represents which major faith.

Because that’s what you do on weekends.

The conclusions:

1. Danny Tanner is Islam – Fanatical about the rules. Wants total control of everything around him… Everyone knew of Danny’s controlling streak, and they all took great pains to avoid offending him.

2. Uncle Joey is Judaism – Great sense of humor, self-depreciating, often overshadowed by the other two housemates…

3. Uncle Jesse is Christianity – He’s hip, he’s now, he’s full of himself. He’s also kind of the rebel… Also, his catch phrase is “Have Mercy!”

I’m sure we can think of more.

I’ll start you off.

Kimmy Gibler is a Jehovah’s Witness. She always came to your door despite never being invited.


[tags]atheist, atheism[/tags]

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  • The Olsen twims are the Catholic priesthood. Consider it long enough and you realize that you’re just a pedophile.

  • I like tea

    Stephanie is fundamentalist Christianity by virtue of being incredibly annoying and whiny.

  • Mriana

    I like tea said,

    January 27, 2008 at 7:41 am

    Stephanie is fundamentalist Christianity by virtue of being incredibly annoying and whiny.

    How rude! 😆 I think you pegged her. 🙂

    I have to admit this funny and I think Kimmy Gibler was pegged too. 😆

  • I don’t know what her character name was or which religion she would be, but Lori Loughin can come knocking on my front door anytime she wants.

  • Bob

    Michelle (The Olson Twins) is/are Scientology because it is youngest/newest and doesn’t really make much sense… also they look a little bit like aliens.

  • Sarah H.

    I completely, completely agree about Stephanie.