Last week, I ran this contest:
Tell us about your new religion. Name, followers, rules, etc.
Here are the Top 3 responses (with submitters)!
The Second Assembly of Cod
Mission: Love and peace to all things fish.
Symbol: Darwin Fish
Phrase stated upon entering Sacred Area: Holy Mackerel
We could print tee-shirts. Oh the possiblities are endless!
Belief system that if there is a God and a Heavenly reward, then only people who don’t believe in God and the Heavenly reward get the Heavenly award.
open to everyone.
enemies: those that have a more simple-minded cause and effect belief system for getting into heaven.
God: Steve Jobs
Sermons: Available as a weekly podcast.
Ceremonies: Dancing in the dark with glowing white ear-buds. To Journey ballads.
Satan: Bill Gates…the iReligion is not Windows compatible.
If you’d like to win your own wristband, here is the new contest:
What did you (or would you) give up for Lent?
Funny and creative answers will have a shot at winning.
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