Last week, I ran this contest:
Tell us about your new religion. Name, followers, rules, etc.
Here are the Top 3 responses (with submitters)!
The Second Assembly of Cod
Mission: Love and peace to all things fish.
Symbol: Darwin Fish
Phrase stated upon entering Sacred Area: Holy Mackerel
We could print tee-shirts. Oh the possiblities are endless!
Belief system that if there is a God and a Heavenly reward, then only people who don’t believe in God and the Heavenly reward get the Heavenly award.
open to everyone.
enemies: those that have a more simple-minded cause and effect belief system for getting into heaven.
God: Steve Jobs
Sermons: Available as a weekly podcast.
Ceremonies: Dancing in the dark with glowing white ear-buds. To Journey ballads.
Satan: Bill Gates…the iReligion is not Windows compatible.
Congratulations to the winners! The top three will be receiving specially-made Friendly Atheist wristbands (in the color of their choice), sent to me by blog reader Shauna and her sister Danni!
If you’d like to win your own wristband, here is the new contest:
What did you (or would you) give up for Lent?
Funny and creative answers will have a shot at winning.
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