You get up to two questions.
So it’s a cliche question. Sue me. If you died and found yourself face to…presence with God, what one question would you ask him? (Although since God is omnibenevolent, he surely wouldn’t begrudge you another one, would he?)
Two, then. Two questions I would ask if I came face to whatever with God.
Question one: What!?
Question two: Are you freakin’ kidding me?
How about you?
Of course, your questions could be more serious Or not.