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I am scared of bananas…
You may go have your nightmares now.
(via My Confined Space) [tags]atheist, atheism[/tags]
I’ve been in therapy now for several years due to the “atheist nightmare”. That darn banana!!!! Everything made so much sense and I was so sure of everything until I was confronted with THE BANANA. I can’t sleep at night. I toss and turn. Its all I can think about.
Friends, atheists, countrymen — it is time we arm ourselves! We shall be subject to the terror and subjugation of The Banana no more! TO FREEDOM!
— Miz L. (who shares a birthday and temperament with Thomas Paine)
nooo! not the bannana!
File under “Too easy to resist:”
That shit is bananas
Now, if that were a clown holding a banana or whatever with a banana, then he’d be on the right track to something scary.
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