Comments on: Complete the Atheist Joke #3

By: Crimzen

Crimzen — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:49:25 +0000

LOL jmc
if there is a place called hell and we will go there for sinning
but jesus died for our sins so we dont have to go to hell

….wouldnt hell be empty because we are all absolved?

By: 5ive

5ive — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:26:07 +0000

JMC-
Hahahahahaaa!! that one was the BEST!

Oh, wait, you were serious, weren’t you? Oh, well, that’s awkward then…

By: jmc

jmc — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:12:34 +0000

To go to church so he could hear the power of the gospel, understand that he was a sinner, and to know that there is a penalty for sin which is hell, but to know that Christ died for his sin so he did not have to go to hell, call upon the Lord to forgive him of that sin and be saved. then he crossed the road and told all his atheist friends what happened!

By: Cade

Cade — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 00:14:32 +0000

He just finished saying “If God exists, let me be hit by the next car.”

By: Tyler Nothing

Tyler Nothing — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 21:07:50 +0000

The atheist didn’t like reading children’s fairy tales anymore, and chose to journey across the road and read something thought provoking, like “I Sold My Soul on eBay”.

By: Rubber Chicken Blues « Ennuiprayer’s Weblog

Rubber Chicken Blues « Ennuiprayer’s Weblog — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 18:51:53 +0000

[...] reading the many various reason why the chicken crossed the road. Or better yet, figure out why the atheist crossed the [...]

By: Julie

Julie — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 18:48:01 +0000

–Because the other atheist he was dating lived over there.

–Because he needed to buy more Fiery Hot Cheetos. Yummy.

By: Derek

Derek — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:44:17 +0000

Because he was ashamed of his sins and was trying to hide from God by pretending he didn’t exist. And there were no churches on the other side or something, which made his denial easier to cope with.

By: Philosopher Jeff

Philosopher Jeff — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:07:02 +0000

Why did the atheist cross the road?

It was the natural result of hundreds of millions of years of evolution.

By: Josh Charles

Josh Charles — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 16:06:40 +0000

1) To follow the chicken

2) They actually didn’t cross it. They were going to, but then they saw everyone else doing it do, so they did something else instead.

3) To find out why atheists cross roads

4) He was thinking and wasn’t really paying attention