Comments on: Complete the Atheist Joke #4

By: Jacob Dink

Jacob Dink — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 21:46:21 +0000

Hmm, Stephanie, I think you need to work on your jokes…

Also, that’s never happened to me (never lost anyone, life kicks ass), and I don’t believe in God. Does that mean I’m not an Atheist? Or that you’re being silly?

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 18:59:26 +0000

You ask them why they don’t believe. They always have some terrible thing that has happened to them. Somethng in their church when they were a kid. Or God didn’t save someone they loved. They died a horrible death, and where was this loving God? Basically, you confront them with the fact that they have always known, God DOES exist, but why wasn’t he there for me?
And that is why they get so angry.

By: Derek

Derek — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:54:57 +0000

Take away his civil liberties in the interest of national security.

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:08:35 +0000

Tell him or her, “Jesus loves you!” and expectantly await their immediate conversion.

Surprise them with a banana.

By: jdcollins

jdcollins — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:03:15 +0000

Ask, “So if we evolved from monkeys, how come monkeys still exist?”

p.s. I’ve tried to debate this moronic argument many times and just get blank stares.

By: Rene Horn

Rene Horn — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:52:32 +0000

Throw a Bible at her while screaming, “I am filled with Christ’s love!”

I love that movie.

PS I know that she wasn’t really an atheist, but it was still a funny scene.

By: Neron

Neron — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:30:05 +0000

Atheist thank’s to god…

Fuck, it’s annoying

By: Brandon

Brandon — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:18:45 +0000

Know only one credible scientist and assume the god he’s talking about is the same as yours.

By: Rosie

Rosie — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 04:22:13 +0000

confuse abiogenesis with the theory of evolution

By: sam

sam — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:34:21 +0000

kill his dog