If any of you are thinking of selling something in the near future, consider Christvertising!
They help you look at different ways prayer can help your product:
Christvertising takes a whole new approach to marketing your brand. We skip the strategic deliverables. We pass on the matrixes, the payoffs and the metrics. We ignore any viral functionality. We focus on the ultimate end-user: God…
…If God loves your brand, it will become stronger and more successful.
They help you “access the power of brand-targeted prayer (BTP™) using [their] unique, isosceles approach to marketing.”
What the $%&* is an “isosceles approach,” you might ask? Maybe it has something to do with this triangle:
And if the Christvertising doesn’t succeed? It’s not the company’s fault.
God just doesn’t love your product.
[tags]atheist, atheism, Dr. Ed van Pelt[/tags]