Last week, I ran this contest:
If religions were fonts, what fonts would they be and why…?
Here are the Top 10 responses (with submitters)!
The font for Scientology would be Times Extra New Roman, which they promise is newer and better than all the old fonts, costs $10,000, but ends up looking exactly the same.
(Please don’t sue me.)
Times Old Roman – because there’s nothing like some good ol’ fashioned human sacrifice, child boinking and lead poisoning induced brain tumors.
Times New Roman Catholic – Important letters wear a mitre in the form of a 15pt caret.
Courier, a font based on an obsolete technology (typewriters).
doesn’t matter AS LONG AS IT’S WRITTEN IN CAPS
Wingdings – It says a lot, but none of it makes any sense.
Times New Roman 12 pt, because it’s what they were given by default and they’ve never thought about other options.
I’m going with MT (monotype) Symbol.
Say it out loud: “M.T. Symbol.”
Catholicism would be You’re Going to Hell-vetica
Congratulations to the winners! The top three will be receiving specially-made Friendly Atheist wristbands (in the color of their choice), sent to me by blog reader Shauna and her sister Danni!
If you’d like to win your own wristband, here is the new contest (sticking with the previous theme):
If religions were flavors of ice cream, what flavors would they be and why…?
Funny and creative answers will have a shot at winning.
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